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Writer's pictureThomas Tittmann
Jul 2, 20233 min read

All Good Vegans Go to Heaven...Flesh eaters...Prepare to "MEAT" your maker

Updated: Jul 3, 2023

For all my vegan & vegetarian friends at Witches Brew Coffee House (West Hempstead)...Thanks...for your great offerings - even DESSERTS (spelled with 2 s's 'cause you'll always want seconds!)


First...the disclaimer: In the making of this post...




FLESH EATERS, PREPARE TO "MEAT" YOUR MAKER...





Colonel Sandurz (below right) couldn't get past the Pearly Gate - so he is destined to drift forever through time and space...in this craft...




HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE...



The name of this establishment served up this classic scene from one of my favorite flics:



...and the reference to "mostly dead" combined with Billy Crystal's closing comments...put this tune on the turntable:


For A.J. and other members of the Gratefully Dead tribe...feel free to join the audience for the call and response fun...


Dr. Bob is our lead miracle worker...




SEE HOW THEY LOVE...TO DEVOUR ONE OTHER...




Heath's image reminded me of Jack's and another, yet departed, half-assed (fast food) "food" establishment:



CLOWN GETS THE AXE...


--and look who's his executioner? Chucky...nah, not that Chucky...Chuck McCann...


Uhh...I'm not making fun of this next restaurateur...His hands are faster and deadlier than his food...



FREE PRIZE...GAME....IN EVERY BAG


...Act now while supplies last...AND, you're still ALIVE...





FOR THOSE LIKE ME WHO ARE ALREADY "CHOCK FULL O'NUTS


...and love the many alternatives...



Hmmm...???



Here's some advice...so we don't...




The song's anti-war messages inspired these thoughts...




The setting for this song - possibly an underground coffee house - is the type of place frequently associated with a long history of brewing change...revolution...


"I ain't gonna study war no more

Study war no more

Ain't gonna study war no more"




The American Civil Rights movement applied this version of the original 1918 hymn:




TAKE A GANDER AT THEIR IMPROPER GANDA...




THIS NEXT MEME THORLY NEEDS A CAPTION...GOT ONE?



"GOD" IS "DOG" SPELLED BACKWARDS



SURPRISE!!!



BACON YER PARDON...I'M NOT YET FULLY CONVERTED...



NO MATTER...WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THE MERITS OF THIS HEAVENLY BEVERAGE


...and it gets even sweeter...



FOR RICHIE AND MY OTHERS FRIENDS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT


Uh...will this next meme...mean I'll have to return the PBA cards?



A PERSON'S BEST FRIEND


...time to pull the covers off my sleepy caretaker...




LET FOOD BE THY MEDICINE





These previous images brought this classic song to mind...As I listened, I remembered hearing some folks talk about how people that follow the vegan and vegetarian lifestyles tend to resonate with those who attempt to BE peace-filled and bring PEACE to our shared world...Hear our prayers...


Note: I chose this video for it's depictions of the heavens...FYI - On July 3 pour planet will experience a SUPER MOON...Stay tuned to my channel for a cool post that's developing...


"FOOD" FOR THOUGHT...






And, as the warning notes in the image... if you ARE trying to conceive...don't be a dick...



DINING DISCOGRAPHY


Dis kid need an agent...His message is good...but the delivery...




Ahh...Dis guy and da next mon...got da reggae vibe...smooth delivery...Jah know what I mean?




Next on the Menu


My sister Peggy unknowingly contributed some funny memes that led to a sequel...


Vegan Leftovers - coming soon to an eatery near you...


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